Millions of Myspace members have asked for it. “Please, dear God, PLEASE, make The Lapse go away and leave us alone,” they beseech. “Their ‘beats are not the least bit ‘phat.’ They lack ‘shizzle’ and ‘bling.’ They don’t even have the good sense to sport rakish goatees like REAL rock-and-rollers.”
How humiliating. And yet we soldier on, two middle-aged Mississippi guys thumbing our noses at the collective wisdom of the 50 Cent-worshipping masses, gamely writing, recording and, yes, now posting THREE NEW SONGS!!! That’s right, kiddies, THREE NEW SONGS of love lost, love won and love yearned for, including:
“Ole Miss Girl” – She’s heartbreakingly beautiful and fated to marry a jerk. Where she BELONGS is “at the end of these two arms”…..
“She’s All Alone” – Once the most popular girl in school, she now wears “a painted smile ’cause she didn’t have a smile of her own.” But this aging beauty gets one last chance at true love….
“The Holy Happening” – They may be “saved in the blood” of Christ, but even kids in a Holiness church have hormones…..
So what are you waiting for? Beat the weekend rush and check out these new songs NOW at www.myspace.com/thelapse! Don’t worry, no one will ever have to know…..
Rick/The Lapse
